Can anyone write an original sonnet for me?

haha A sonnet comes in two forms, Shakespearean(English) and Petrarch(French). Shakespearean is the easiest and it has the rhyme scheme ABAB CDCD EFEF GG. Each line can only have ten syllables alternating in accented and unaccented syllables (iambic pentameter). It is very challenging and frankly you deserve a zero for not appreciating the complexity of this literary form.